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Television’s best sex scenes

Emily and Naomi from Skins

It’s really hard to say what the plot of Skins is but it’s mostly about a bunch of angsty and troubled teenagers having a lot of sex. Lots of great scenes, really wild sex in the principal’s office (Effy and Cook) and random naked chick who’s we feel like we know quite intimately since we’ve seen her butt way too much (Tony and random chick) but our pick is Emily and Naomi on a picnic. For great music, for really pretty girls, and for Naomi finally dropping her I-like-boys-and-I-don’t-care-what-you-think act.

Zajac and Kitty from Boss

Season one, episode one. When you’ve just started understanding this web of politics and lies, boom! A sex scene to throw you off. In slow-motion too. Standing up. Lace panties. Kitty is Tom Kane’s personal aide and Zajac is a potential candidate for the post of Governor in Illinois.

Fiona Galleghar and Jimmy/Steve from Shameless

Finally someone has convinced the overworked eldest Gallaghar sibling to take a day off. Her boyfriend Steve who is actually Jimmy, takes her to a fancy hotel and they have some pretty cool pool sexy time. Of course, they come back home to her father in a coffin, but hey, we never said post coital was pretty.

Daenerys Targaryen and Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones

She’s all big, earnest eyes and blonde hair, he’s all huge and manly. Shes just passed How to seduce a khal 101. There’s a fireplace (of course). It’s a recipe for awesome adult fun.

Some vampires from True blood

True Blood is a show about vampires so there is no way in hell we’d watch it. But we have seen this scene. And a few others. Maybe.

Alice and Rose from The L Word

“Something something US Army policies” “Something something, you think I want to kill people? “Then why are you there?” “I think the question is why the fuck am I here” “Because we want to fuck each other.” Followed by good music and a “shut the fuck up.”

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Five television mashups we would love to watch

Five television mashups we would love to watch

Boss meets The Wire:

What the city of Baltimore might be under the tightly controlled reigns of mayor Tom Kane? We can only wonder. But if The Wire ever met Boss, we’d pay good money to see this show. Especially, the epic showdown scene between Stringer Bell and him.

Southpark meets Archer:

A secret mission where super spies Archer and Lana set out to foul the evil plans of the Russians. Enter Eric Cartman and some of his token destruction. Plan foiled! Godammit Cartman! Also, more scope to kill Kenny in ways more violent? Bring it.

Modern family meets Full House:

First of all when DJ, Stephanie, Michelle and Uncle Jesse’s twins get together with Haley, Alex, Luke, Manny, Lily, you don’t just get a Full House, you get a house that bursts at the seams. Also we get the feeling that if Stephanie Tanner got into contact with the destruction minister Luke, she’d probably “how rude” herself to death. Come to think of it, Kimmie Gibler would fit right in with the Dunphy Gang. Maybe they could adopt her and take her away from the Tanners. Gibbler doesn’t deserve that kind of life, the poor thing.

30 Rock meets Parks and Rec:

The ultimate women in comedy, the crazy and borderline gross, Liz Lemon meets the ambitious nut job, Leslie Knope. Ron Swanson meets Jack Donaghy. Donna Meagle meets Tracy Jordon. Tom Haverford meets Jenna. Chris Tregar meets Kenneth Parcel. Boom! Boom!

Breaking Bad meets Arrested Development:

The Bluth family can achieve what no one can. Our bet is Walter White shoots himself out of sheer frustration of dealing with the crazy family. Although, it would be great fun to see Jesse and Gob do their magic.

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